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guy 1: how long has he had a cough for
guy 2: a week now... it was pretty funny at the beginning b-
guy 1: but it's getting old yeah. I think so too
guy 3: Maybe we could go back to the headaches for a bit... or the vomit
guy 2: noonono the vomit was gross. I don't even know how you guys convinced me to do that
guy 3: it was funny! c'mon you have to admit it was funny
guy 2: it was NOT funny it was cruel. I actually felt bad for the guy. do you know-
guy 3: you were giggling a whole lot for a guy who thought it was cruel
guy 2: you KNOW that's not t-
guy 3: I'm JUST SAYING I don't think you would've requested the cam footage and come out of your room later looking like that if you thought it was "cruel"
guy 1: oh yeah that was weird. what was up with that
guy 2: I was... weeping. in my quarters. Due to the sympathy I felt for our victim.
guy 3: oh you were "weeping" from SOMEWHERE I'm sure
guy 2: CAN YOU NOT DO THIS RIGHT N-
guy 1: anyways I was thinking we do a bit of nausea now since headaches have become so commonplace for him lately
guy 3: true. he's been joking about it online and everything
guy 2: what? no way. can I see?
guy 3: June 8th, 2:20 PM: 'Men love having headaches, it's enriching f-'
guy 1: just look at it on his, uh, 'blog' later. we're in a meeting right now. pay attention
guy 2 & guy 3: ok sorry boss
guy 1: so nausea. we're all ok with nausea?
guy 2: I'm fine with it as long as it doesn't escalate into vomit
guy 3: yeah samesies. I'm not exactly aching to see my fellow torturer here all... "weepy" over puke again, if you catch my drift
guy 2: for the LAST TIME, I was NOT-
guy 1: cool cool. meeting dismissed. now go bicker somewhere else, I have work to do
guy 2 & guy 3: yes boss
guy 2: doesn't it annoy you how he's ALWAYS cutting people off?
guy 3: I mean, he only ever does that to you because you go off-topic so much. can't say it bothers me personally
guy 2: how DARE you. I never go off-topic, if anything that's YOUR thing. and how did you even know I borrowed the footage? you're not supposed to have access to the-
guy 3: ok pukeboy
guy 2: pu- DO NOT CALL ME THAT
guy 3: goodnight pukeboy
guy 2: I SAID DO NOT- HEY. OPEN THE DOOR I'M NOT DONE TALKING TO YOU. HEY !!!